First, I need to start off by saying he doesn't know how to leave stuff alone. If something isn't in the right spot to him, he has to move it whether it's his or not. He's a little bit like Adrian Monk from Monk... except my brother is bitchy.
So, I noticed some of my birthday money was missing when we came home tonight.
Me: "Hey, I had some birthday money next to by my computer. Do you know where it went?"
Him: "I put your 5 and 20 in your wallet"
Me: "You mean two 20s and a 5?"
Him: "yeah, two 20s and a five"
Me: "I had a lot of other money sitting there. Where did you put it?"
Him: "What?! You think I'd steal from you?!"
Me: "No, I think you might have moved it or lost it."
Him: "I DIDNT DO IT STOP BLAMING ME!"
Me: "I'm not blaming you, I'm just asking you where you put it."
Him: "Shut up! You always blame me! You're an asshole!"
Me: "No... I just want to know where you put it! Calm down, damn it!"
Then he runs to my grandma to whine and bitch...
I got to my computer and see the stuff is still near where I had it, but I didn't see it the first time cause the room was dark and he moved it.
Him: "He's blaming me everyone blames me for everything! He's an asshole!"
Me: "I'm not blaming you, damn it! I was just confused cause the money wasn't where I put it!"
The my grandma butts in
grandma: "Oh I see he had a few drinks tonight!"
All I had was one fucking glass of beer and a shot glass of something mixed with hot sauce as a joke! And I've been this mad at him other times because he doesn't leave stuff alone!
me: "No! I'm just mad cause he moves my stuff and whines and bitches when I ask where it is!"
Him: "Stop blaming me! You're an asshole!"
me: "No! Calm down! I'm just trying to explain why I was confused when I didnt see it. You're the asshole cause you won't calm down and just listen!"
Him: "Grandma, he's an asshole! he's always blaming me!"
He keeps everything neat, which is usually nice, but I can't stand him when he does this stupid crap!
So, I noticed some of my birthday money was missing when we came home tonight.
Me: "Hey, I had some birthday money next to by my computer. Do you know where it went?"
Him: "I put your 5 and 20 in your wallet"
Me: "You mean two 20s and a 5?"
Him: "yeah, two 20s and a five"
Me: "I had a lot of other money sitting there. Where did you put it?"
Him: "What?! You think I'd steal from you?!"
Me: "No, I think you might have moved it or lost it."
Him: "I DIDNT DO IT STOP BLAMING ME!"
Me: "I'm not blaming you, I'm just asking you where you put it."
Him: "Shut up! You always blame me! You're an asshole!"
Me: "No... I just want to know where you put it! Calm down, damn it!"
Then he runs to my grandma to whine and bitch...
I got to my computer and see the stuff is still near where I had it, but I didn't see it the first time cause the room was dark and he moved it.
Him: "He's blaming me everyone blames me for everything! He's an asshole!"
Me: "I'm not blaming you, damn it! I was just confused cause the money wasn't where I put it!"
The my grandma butts in
grandma: "Oh I see he had a few drinks tonight!"
All I had was one fucking glass of beer and a shot glass of something mixed with hot sauce as a joke! And I've been this mad at him other times because he doesn't leave stuff alone!
me: "No! I'm just mad cause he moves my stuff and whines and bitches when I ask where it is!"
Him: "Stop blaming me! You're an asshole!"
me: "No! Calm down! I'm just trying to explain why I was confused when I didnt see it. You're the asshole cause you won't calm down and just listen!"
Him: "Grandma, he's an asshole! he's always blaming me!"
He keeps everything neat, which is usually nice, but I can't stand him when he does this stupid crap!