War Of The Pancakes

[Awaiting Icarus]

Tsukasa has been confronted by the ultimate of all warfares... HUNGER!!! Plus in his search for food, specifically eggs, he has found out that the only available food is PANCAKES!!! OH NO!! THE HORROR!!! So now, wih a camo army helmet on his head and spatula in hand, he fights against the Pancakes in his quest to make POTCAKES & EGGS!! Will you help him?? ENLIST NOW AND JOIN THE FIGHT AGAINST THE PANCAKE MENACE!!

TEMPLATE:

Name: (Your Name MUST be your Username on GP)
Weapon:
Armour:

Mine

Name: Tsukasa
Weapon: Spatula... and assorted cuttlery
Armour: Camo Arm Helmet

Remember this is an RP that is made just to make people laugh.....

 

[Geer]

Name: Ghost
Weapon: Fork and Knife
Armor: Apron (Will get army helmet later)

 

[Awaiting Icarus]

ok.. now we have two members... that is enough to RP... but I would like more

 

[RPGirl]

Name: RPGirl
Weapon: A pan
Armur: Chief Hat and a CamoXD

Reporting for Duty Sir, Heh, I'm a Bacon Girl anyway.

 

[Awaiting Icarus]

XD... one question... what is a futig?

 

[RPGirl]

UMM, Its those outfits Army men and Wemon wear.

 

[Awaiting Icarus]

I thougt that was called camo...XD

 

[E.V.]

It's both

Name: GM
Weapon: Guitar and Spork
Armour: boxers and nothing else

Supposed to be comedy right? Meet, the PIEMAN!

 

[Awaiting Icarus]

XD.... well troops... I guess we can start and anyone who wants to join just post your template and JUMP RIGHT IN!!! but wait... a guitar as a weapon? In a kitchen?

 

[Geer]

I know. But there is different kinds of army uniforms that is not camo.

 

[Awaiting Icarus]

XD... we are done talking about the uniforms.... I guess I will start it....

Tsukasa looked around at his troops... As of that moment there were 3 other than him. GaaraMaster, RPGirl, and Ghost. All were excellent warriors and would prove fine soldiers against the Pancake race.

"Ok men, now is the day that we rid the earth of the Pancake Scum. First order of things is I must assign my Second In Command."

Tsukasa took an extra Camo Army Helmet that had been laying beside him and presented it to Ghost.

"I choose you Ghost because I have known you for many years, trained with you, and I know you are an excellent soldier. Now, should anything happen to me, you troops will listen to Ghost from that time being. I don't want any K.I.A. or even M.I.A. so don't go getting killed out there. Next order of things, what do you troops know of the Pancake? That it's round? It tastes like a manilla folder? It's is made from the intestines of a Glargal Beast of Traal, boiled in hot whale urine and then cut to it's round shape, the ultimate shape of evil? All true but you must realize the enemy is smart, so be smarter. Don't let them corner you and if you have to, use these," Tsukasa said as he handed out small little boxes that would easily fit in a small pocket.

"They are mouses. It's soul purpose is to destract the Pancakes in order for you to escape. Pancakes will do anything for a mouse. Now is everyone ready?"

 

[Geer]

"huh...Oh. Im still asleep right now." *YAWN* "I'm hungry. Do you have any eggs?"

 

[Awaiting Icarus]

*smacks*

"Get ahold of yourself man!! We are about to fight the pancakes so that we can eat the eggs! Our mission is to get to the other side of the kitchen and successfully make a batch of eggs and my LEGENDARY POTcakes large enough for all of us!! Everyone ready?"

 

[Geer]

"huh. Oh. Well as long as we get eggs." Ghost walked over to Tsukasa. *YAWN* "Im ready. Sort of. I guess."

 

[Awaiting Icarus]

"And you two? Are you ready to face the ultimate of evil? If not you may want to walk away right now?"

 

[RPGirl]

RPGirl trwirled her Favorte pan in her hand and held it tight, "Heh, well...Bye now, I'm walking away." Siad RPGirl as she was about to leave. "I mean I really didn't even sighn up for this army, I was just in it for the cookies they handed out when you sighn up." Siad RPGirl as sighed.

"But Man, that was some gooooood cookies." Siad RPGirl with a daydreamers smile.

 

[Awaiting Icarus]

Tsukasa smacked her.

"Well to bad!! You can't quit. Not after you have eaten the cookies. Besides, we will need your prowess at pancake fighting. Now are you guys ready?"

 

[RPGirl]

"GAH, You smacked me!" Yelled RPGirl as she Smacked Tsukasa back. "Heh, well anyway. May Bacon war fair tactics should work." Siad RPGirl with a smirk.

 

[Awaiting Icarus]

"Yes they should. Now let's go troops!!" Tsukasa yelled as he jumped over the table they were hiding behind and took off towards the kitchen. Tsukasa could hear the pancakes but he could not see them. "They must be the ninjas of the pancake race," Tsukasa thought, and he took off towards the stoves for cover.

 

[Geer]

Ghost jumped on top of the sink. "Pancakes get soggy when wet. So I'll spay 'em down with water." Ghost grabbed the little thing that you can move around and stuff...