Best and worst of pick up lines

trance_baby

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Okay... i know i have done this for another forum but i thought i might give you guys a couple of hints Notto say :p


-That dress is very becoming on you. Of course if i was on you, i would be coming too...

-Hey baby, i would like to use your legs as earmuffs

-I bet you $20 your gonna turn me down

-Tell me to stop if you dont like it

-Is that a ladder in your stocking or a stairway to heaven?

-If its true what we eat, i could be you by morning

-The word of the day is Legs, how bout we go back to my place and spread the word..

-Lets go back to my place and do the things i am going to tell my mates we did anyway

-If you are going to regret this in the morning, lets just sleep til the afternoon

-Screw me if i am wrong, but havent we met before

-I've forgotten where i live, can i crash at yours

-Do you sleep on your stomach? Do you mind if i do...

-Is your daddy a thief? Coz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes

-Hi, Im a necrphiliac, how good are you playing dead?

-Do you work at the post office, as i am sure you were checking out my package

-If you were a burger at McDonalds, they would call you McDelicious

-Im new in town, can i have directions to your house?

-If your left leg was Easter and your right leg was Christmas, could i come in between the holidays?

-You have 228 bones in your body, do you want another one?

-Would you like to dance?... No... sorry i was meant to say that your ass looks good in those pants

-Wanna play army, I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me

-I'd like to shag your brains out, but it seems someone beat me to it

-You with those curves, me with no brakes.

-If you were a door i would bang you all night

-Remember my name, you are going to be screaming it later

-Its not the size of the boat, its the motion in the ocean

-Remember my name, you are going to be screaming it later

-Winter time -Baby, your so hot, that when you walk, you melt ice.

-Am i angel? Because this must be heaven

-Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track

-Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.

-Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

-Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

-I wish you were a bag of skittles so i could taste your rainbow

-I'm the Love Dr, and damn you are due for a meat injection

-Do you wanna come back to my house for sex and pizza? No? You don't like pizza?

-Hey baby, are you like Sprite because you make me want to obey my thirst.

-I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!

-If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?

-I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list

-Do you want to see something swell?

-Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC!

-Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.

-If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

-Your Daddy must play the trumpet, cos he sure made me horny!

-WOW! I thought they were lyin, but you ARE hotter than my grandma!

-Are those Guess jeans? Cause guess who wants to get in them!

-I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK

-Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.

-I'm an organ donor, and I have an organ you might need.

-Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

-Were your parents greek gods? They'd have to be to produce a goddess.

-I may not be Elmo, but you can tickle me all night long

-If beauty were an second, you'd be a hour.

-You look like a lollipop can I have a lick?

-Do you have a library card? 'Cause I wanna check you out!!

-You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!

-You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.

-Are you a Pokemon?? Cuz i'd sure like to pikachu!!

-Girls are sexy, guys are fine I'll be your six if you'll be my nine!

-If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto you.

-Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

-I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.

-You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

-Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!

-nice legs wat time do they open

~Call god as he is missing an angel

~I can read palms. (write phone # on their hand) Oooh -- it says you're gonna call me soon!

~Do I have to call the police or are you going to give me my heart back?

~Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin

-Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

~I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

~Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your
clothes on?

~I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you

~Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

~You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.

~If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

~Could I touch your belly button...from the inside?

~You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

~(Grab the a$$) Pardon me, is this seat taken?

~Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here

~Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?

-Do you work at Subway, becasue you just gave me a foot long

-You're eye candy girl, and my pupils is gettin cavaties..
 

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Lol with some I wouldn't be surprised. I saw this one pic up line in cartoon form and it had this guy with a dog tatto'd on his belly. He was standing next to a woman with his shirt up saying. Do you want to see his tail wag?