THE SEARCH FOR TIFA (GEO AND SEPH)

[Lawliet]

WELL THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST ADVENTURES SEPH AND MYSELF GONE TRU. YA WE WENT OUT TO LOOK FOR TIFA CAUSE WE WERE SURE SHE WAS REAL! SO STAY IN TOUCH TO THIS THREAD TO HEAR WHAT HAPPEND! LOL

SORRY NO ONE CAN JOIN IN SINCE THIS IS OUR STORY LOL.
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WELL ME AND SEPH WERE TALKING ABOUT TIFA THE OTHER DAY AND HE WAS SAYING I WISH SHE WAS REAL, I SAID I BET YOU SHE IS MAN I KNOW FOR FACT! I THINK I WILL GO OUT AND FIND HER! I TOLD EM GOOD BYE AND HUNG UP THE PHONE. GRAB MY BACKPACK AND WAS HEADING TOWARDS THE DOOR AND GUESS WHO IT WAS LOL. WASNT IT YOU SEPH? LOL

YOU CAN CONTINUE FROM HERE AND SO ON HAHAH

 

[Sephiroth X]

Yes it was me GEO.

I was walking up to GEOTISTA's door to say hi. He was telling me about an adventure he was about to embark on, To find out if Tifa Lockhart is real, I wanted to join his search for the hottest chick ever, He said "Sure you can Seph" . Amped I went home to get my stuff ready. When my mum asked "where are you going Seph" I replied "I'm going to find the girl of my dreams", and ran to GEOTISTA's House, Knocked on his door, and waited for an answer.

Geo you can continue.

 

[Lawliet]

iI open the door and I was like "wow seph that was rather fast!, where should we start looking? I don't got much cash either >.> you bring any?"

 

[Sephiroth X]

When GEOTISTA asked me if I had brought any money, and where would start first, I thought to myself I knew I forgot something ran home and collected all the money i had , which added up to $3456 and 94 cents, I thought to myself this is surely enough, and ran back to GEOTISTA's Home. The next thing was where we were going to start . So I had to think where we would start, Then it hit me. I said "GEOTISTA We should start at the Square Enix Skyscraper, In Japan, That is the most likely place where we were going to find answer about Tifa" GEOTISTA replied "Great Idea". So we embarked on the adventure that would change are lives forever.

When we started walking down the street I asked GEOTISTA "How are we going to get there?".

 

[Lawliet]

I pull out my car keys the moment he ask. "how about by car? atleast to shore where we will have to travel by boat >.>" I told Seph. I pulled the car out and unlock the passanger side so Seph can jump right in. "so! to Square Enix Skyscraper in Japan eh!? lets roll!" we would have to cross a few states before getting to the shore so we were pretty anxious and scared. Then i notice 2 hot chicks calling us over in the street!, but Seph smack me in the head and sad there was no time for that we on the look for tifa >.> lol so i kept the foot on the gas. "I'm rather hungry I forgot to eat before we left are you hungry? i ask seph.

 

[Sephiroth X]

When GEO asked me if i was hungry, and told me he was hungry I immediately started to crave food, so while we where Driving, I was looking for a Mac donalds, KFC, Toco bell anything that could cure are hunger itch, Finally we passed a drive through Toco Bell, So I asked GEO "What Do you want, we can only spend a little bit".

 

[Lawliet]

I smiled and said oh "your paying? :-D how about a # 1 a coke and a choco taco!?
,what you going to get?"

 

[Sephiroth X]

I said "okay" to what he asked for and order just 2 tacos, and a sprite. Paid the Grease Monkey, and we kept driving...

Once we had hit the highway, we were going at a good steady rate, but there was nothing to do... Soon we got bored, and started to speed up, I kept trying to make him go faster, and faster , but he wouldn't break the speed limit, So I asked him "why won't you got faster?!".

 

[Lawliet]

"ahhh I AM GOING FASTER!" i let go off the wheel and we start going left right left right. to scare seph " you drive" i told speph. but all the sudden we heard the engine dieing. "did we get gas?, i dont think we did >.>" well we forgot to get gas guys! can u believe that crap lol so it was time to leave the car behind and start walking.....

seph why didnt u remind me to get gas man remember that long walk we had to do damn!

 

[Sephiroth X]

I thought to myself that we where in a deep pile, when we left the car i was anxious to start walking then GEOTISTA reminded me that i had forgot my luggage and money, I went to the car to pick up my stuff. We started walking putting are thumbs up hoping someone will stop and help us.

After half a mile of walking finally someone stops, Inside is 2 men, I asked GEOTISTA "should we get in, it's your choice?"

 

[Lawliet]

"I dunno man can we trust em?" I whisper at seph. I dunno man I have a really bad feeling about this >.> but hell who cares! muahahaha. so we jumped right in!
then i feel asleep and seph and this dude where talking about some mumbo jumbo ****, they started arguing and we eventually stop and seph and him started fighting in the middle of the road... i got pulled out by the other dude and got punched and we begun to fight : /

what were u 2 arguing about anyways ? you never told me..

 

[Sephiroth X]

He was talking crap about me, you and my family, I had to protect ar honor. I will never stand for suck ingnorence.

Many Minutes of walking later... I said to GEOTISTA "hey I think I see a gas station up ahead, I hope there is a phone so we can call for some help", "Yeah man we have been walking for a little bit too long, with no water or food" GEOTISTA replied,

Later when arriving at the gas station. There was no one at the counter and no one to be seen. GEOTISTA said"Oh Seph I just saw a car with the door open and the key in the ignition".
"What are you thinking?" I replied.

 

[Lawliet]

OF COURSE BY THE TIME HE TURN AROUND TO TELL ME THAT I WAS ALREADY IN THE CAR ALREADY IGNITED! YELLING TO SEPH "DUDE GET THE HELL IN!" LMFAO YOU SHOULD OF SEEN HIS FACE HAHAHA! THE CAR WAS CRAP THO BUT IT HAD A FULL TANK... THEN FREAKING SIRENS BEHIND US DAMN COPS WERE AFTER US LOL SO I STEP ON IT!. "SEPH MAN THROW EM SOMETHING!!" I YELLED OUT. FORNTUTLY THE CAR HAD A LOT OF JUNK AND BOXES ON THE BACK AND INCLUDING A FULLY LOADED DESERT EAGLE SO I KEPT MY FOOT ON THE GAS AND WAITING FOR SEPH TO DO SOMETHING WHICH WAS GREAT! TELL EM SEPH!

 

[Sephiroth X]

I picked up the deset eagle, took aim and shot, shot , shot anbd ,shot i had hit one police cars wheel spinning it out, stoping 1 other car, but there were 2 left, and i was out of ammunition. Searching the car for some more ammo GEOTISTA Dodged and sped up. the police where right behind us we could not lose them on a highway this large. So I asked GEOTISTA "what is going to happen to us if we get caught"... He didn't reply concentrating more on the road then what i was saying. Finally i found some ammo, Loaded the gun bang,bang, bang shot out the wheels of 1 car, but there was still one left and no more ammo in sight, so I asked GEOTISTA again, He said "Let me handle it", "How?" I asked.

 

[Lawliet]

First believe it or not yelled at them and curse them out lol, threw em my chocotaco and their window got messy lol and sticky :-D but that wasnt enough! they could still see! i grab that gun and toss it as hard as i could breaking their windshield!! "look seph!! i broke it!!" we both laugh like crazy even tho we were in the middle of a highspeed chase. i grab those boxes full of kitchen crap and toss it at them landing right in their faces blocking their view and eventually makeing them spin out and crash. "well that takes care of that" i told seph. "so what now?" i asked em.

 

[Sephiroth X]

Shouting Out "Yes!" to what we had just done and got out of, we kept driving to the shores of America we could catch a boat to Japan, to find out if Tifa Lockhart is real.

Many hours later we stopped at a gas station for fuel and food, Not noticing the police car behind us. GEOTISTA went to the pump to fill the tank up, I went to the counter to get some food, some ciggies and to pay for the fuel. Walked passed the cop filling his car with gas. The cop walked to the counter asking the clerk a question holding a picture of a car, Still both of us not noticing what was happening. When we entered the car, the clerk pointed at are car, Us still not knowing what that policeman is doing. The enigened started and we were of again.

Many minutes later we heard sirens behind us. We didn't know what to do, GEOTISTA asking me "what now". "Stop, I have a plan" I replied. We pulled over wondering what was going to happen, I lite a ciggarette to look harmless... The Policeman walked over to GEOTISTA window and asked, "I this your car, Sir", "Yes" GEOTISTA replied."okay then what is your name" the policeman asked. GEOTISTA replied "Marcus, Marcus Spahn"... GEOTISTA looked at me and I said "what are you going to do?"

 

[Lawliet]

The cop ask me to come out of the vehicle and I went right ahead and went to his car for a chat while poor seph stayed there wondering wtf i was doing lol. Well I went over there and told the cop that we had actually just bought the car from 2 individuals a few miles back from the gas station. that they seemed to be in quite a rush to sell it and since our car was left behind on the road cause we were out of gas and tired of walking we bought it since we tought this car was a bargain, and if he wanted any evidence he could go all the way back and pick up my car. The cop eventually fell for it, let us go, and rushed back to the gas station to capture then badits which was us lmao!. I head back to the car and fill seph in on that happend back there and we laugh our asses off. Seph ignite the car and we kept on going. after a few days of nothing but road, food, and more road. we hit the last state borded.

 

[Sephiroth X]

I said to GEOTISTA laughing "Oh my god I can't believe that worked, Damn cops are dumb!" , "I know quick thinking on my part, I', really happy about how that went.

Many Hours Later. We had made it to the shore... Not knowing what to do next, other than eat and sleep, We went looking for an inn or a restraunt to eat at. We found a bar, the sign having to much graffiti on it to read what it say'd, But we entered anyway, It was packed, we walked over to the counter and sat down on the stools asking for food, and lots of it. the bartender ignored us and kept serving drinks to all the other people. GEOTISTA getting angry at the bartender for not serving us, oulled him over the counter by his collar, angering all the people in the packed bar. He had just started a bar fight, so I asked him "why?".

 

[Lawliet]

NO TIME FOR QUESTIONS, GRAB AS MUCH FOOD AND **** AS U WANT AND FILL THE CAR!. ALSO! AFTER URE DONE FEEL FREE TO BEAT SOME PEOPLE UP. I BOMBED THE BARTENDER! AND CONTINUE TO HOLD EM BACK AS SEPH GRAB FOOD AND DRINKS FOR US. I ALSO NOTICE YOU SEPH! CRASH SOME BOTTLES ON PEOPLES HEAD AS U GOT FOOD LMAO GJ MAN. AFTER HE GOT ENOUGH OF FOOD. HE RUSHED RIGHT IN! LMFAO U SHOULD OF SEEN! AND JUST JUMPED IN THE CROWD WITH A HAPPY FACE BEATING THE HELL OUT OF PEOPLE. WE SLOWLY KEPTS BACKING UP TOWARDS THE DOOR AND LET EM ALL FIGHT AND GOT IN THE CAR AND LEFT TOWARDS THE BOAT WHICH OF COURSE COULD HOLD VEHICLES! WE PARK IT RIGHT IN THE BOAT, PAYED UP THE FEE AND SAT IN THE CAR AND CHOWED DOWN LIKE ANIMALS. GJ SEPH U GOT SOME GOOD **** LOL

 

[Sephiroth X]

I said to GEOTISTA "Damn that was a great... I wonder how many laws we have broken?". "To many to count, And i really dont want to know" GEOTISTA Replied. We explored the ship to if any thing interesting was happening, But sadly there was nothing, So we decieded to cause some havok, I asked GEOTISTA ''What do you want to do?"