Corrupt the Wish

[KoNaStAr]

Granted, but you can only catch Magikarp that can't level up. Have fun splashing.

I wish I could hang out with jesse irl ;(

 

[Betterdayz(gtquot)gt]

Granted but im a total fag and you end up sleeping with me cause i make you think im a girl.

I wish chris wasnt white.>_>

 

[KoNaStAr]

Granted, but you become white in my place and start listening to NO hip hop. At all.

I wish I'd die, because I'm a dirty, dirty boy now. -_- -suicides- Jesse = totally gay and next chance I get, I'm fuckin his wish up real bad.

 

[Betterdayz(gtquot)gt]

Granted but in hell satan makes you try to sell everyone chicklits.

I wish I had a big floppy donkey dick.

 

[Infamous]

Granted, but you become impotent.


I wish I was a baller.

 

[GrayFox]

granted, but now you have many enemies that want to see you dead.

I wish the Playstation 3 wasn't so expensive.

 

[KoNaStAr]

Granted, but the Wiis price tag rises to 599 US DOLLARS.

I wish you'd suck my peen

 

[Zayne.H]

Your wish is painfully granted by Grayfox, but your peen is really just a bone.

I wish AOL would explode.

 

[Queue]

Granted, but Fire Fox gets blown up too

I wish I could sleep with Chris

 

[Zayne.H]

Ah but the firefox you blew up was the UK one.

Your wish is granted, but you get AIDS from him(No offense to Chris)

I wish That this wish could be in corruptible!MWHAHAHAHAHHA

 

[GrayFox]

Granted, but now you've created a paradox that could threaten the safety of the entire universe due to its sheer magnitude.

I wish Beavis & Butthead was still being made.

 

[Queue]

Granted, but now it's an educational show

I wish I was a cartoon character walking around the real world

 

[Zayne.H]

Your wish is granted..but I erase you.

I wish GoTechGeeks could be launched right now.

 

[GrayFox]

granted, but a hacker finds it and messes it up.

I wish the RIAA would disband.

 

[Queue]

Granted, but a new group exactly like the RIAA comes into being

I wish I was a Shinigami

 

[GrayFox]

granted, but Muraki attacks and defeats you

I wish I had unlimited ramen noodles.

 

[Queue]

(yay Muraki graced me with his presence)

Granted, but you eat too many and blow up

I wish I had color pencils

 

[Zayne.H]

Your wish is granted, but they give you a seasure.

I wish this thread would get new rules.

 

[Infamous]

Granted, but you're not allowed to play anymore.

I wish it didn't take so long to be good at martial arts.

 

[GrayFox]

granted, but then other people spend more time training to become even better than you and just being good isn't enough anymore.

I wish I could teleport.