Corrupt the Wish

[Zayne.H]

Your wish is granted but it transports you and makes you into a ugly disigured beast.

I wish I could really do this in real life.

 

[Betterdayz(gtquot)gt]

Granted but you teleport home and your wife is having sex with the mailman.

I wish people would stop bashing rap cause what they hear on the radio.(personal problem)>_>

 

[Betterdayz(gtquot)gt]

Granted but you corrupt your own wish and lose the power too.

I already made mine ^

 

[GrayFox]

granted, but then lots of people stop listening to rap completely

I wish I had magical powers.

 

[Queue]

Granted, but you accidently hit yourself with thundaga and die

I wish I could run a mile

 

[Zayne.H]

Your wish is granted..but the sun kills you.

I wish pokemon were real.

 

[Infamous]

Granted, but they're hunted and killed to extinction.

I wish I was a black belt.

 

[Queue]

Granted but you kick yourself in the face

I wish I was a man

 

[Zayne.H]

Your wish is granted..but you get cancer and die.

I wish The Weather Channel was right all of the time.

 

[KoNaStAr]

Granted, but they make a prediction: an F5 tornado will strike The Weather Channel headquarters, and they're right. No more weather channel.

I wish I had a flag large enough to hide the shame of a man in cuffs.

 

[Queue]

Granted but the falg gets burned

I wish vince would stop humping me (im serious about this one)

 

[Infamous]

Granted, but then he starts biting you.

I wish I had perfect vision.

 

[GrayFox]

Granted, but now you're deaf.

I wish Toys For Bob would make a new Star Control game.

 

[KoNaStAr]

Granted, but a rival company named Toys for Bill destroyed Toys for Bob upon the new SC's release, and the game never even got to hit stores.

I wish I had magical abilities to revamp this board.

 

[F.Y.C.N.]

<span style="colorarkOrchid">Granted, but your dick falls off.

I wish I had 599 US DOLLARS.</span>

 

[Betterdayz(gtquot)gt]

Granted but the PS3 now cost 1,200 dollers

I wish I was chinese

 

[Infamous]

Granted, but now yer penis is even smaller than it was.


I wish I had the power to take Jesse's clothes off.

 

[Betterdayz(gtquot)gt]

Grated,but what you see makes you go blind

I wish Infamous would stop stabbing me when I try to play FFX.

 

[GrayFox]

granted, but now he shoots you.

I wish I could turn things into pure diamonds.

 

[KoNaStAr]

Granted, but things can turn you into a pure diamond, too.

I wish that made sense.