Corrupt the Wish

[Queue]

Granted, but you trip and the house crushes you

I wish I didnt have a cold

 

[Infamous]

Granted, but now you have the flu.

I wish I could drink soda without it being bad for me.

 

[Queue]

granted, but now soda tastes like shit

I wish I had more money

 

[Infamous]

Granted, but then you get robbed.


I wish I could read really fast.

 

[GrayFox]

granted, but now you can barely do any math beyond simple addition, subtraction, division, and multiplication.

I wish the political commercials would go away!

 

[Zayne.H]

Granted, but then Bush kills everyone.

I wish for two more wishes,

I wish my wish would be protected,

I wish IE7 would stop fucking with our code.

 

[GrayFox]

<div class='quotetop'></div><div class='quotemain'>I wish for two more wishes,</div>
Granted, but you have lost 20 brain cells.
<div class='quotetop'></div><div class='quotemain'>I wish my wish would be protected,</div>
Granted, but your macbook randomly breaks again!
<div class='quotetop'></div><div class='quotemain'>I wish IE7 would stop fucking with our code.</div>
Granted, but now Firefox starts fucking up coding. ;_;

I wish my mom or dad won the lottery when I was little. (I always had the stupid hope that it would eventually, actually happen. So stupid... -_-)

 

[Infamous]

Granted, but then they put you up for adoption.


I wish I had Bully.

 

[Zayne.H]

Your wish is granted but you got yourself your own personal bully.

I wish South Park would make another movie.

 

[Infamous]

Granted, but every version is censored! so the whole thing is made up of one long bleep.


I wish I had some sunglasses.

 

[Zayne.H]

Your wish is granted, but they increase the brightness of the sun.

I wish I did not have this wish. You happy now Infamous?

 

[Infamous]

yer supposed to make a wish.

 

[GrayFox]

He did... kinda. He wished to not have a wish.
Your ??? is granted, Zayne... whatever the hell ??? is. It's not a wish, so no one will ever know what the hell it is.

I wish... uh... that there was a pear tree in the yard.

 

[F.Y.C.N.]

<span style="colorarkOrchid">Granted, but sunglasses suddenly go out of style. For like, forever.

I wish Leon S. Kennedy could find and equip a razor for he could cut himself like the emo bitch that he is.</span>

 

[Zayne.H]

Your wish is granted, but become an emo bitch too.

I wish TV wasn't so stupid.Fucking comcast

 

[Infamous]

Granted, but now it's even stupider.


I wish Jesse would put out.

 

[GrayFox]

Granted, but he starts spamming the forum about it! AHHHHH!

I wish for the universe to be infinite.

 

[Infamous]

Granted, but God makes a typo on his... Godputer and types "Infamous" instead, making me the universe.


I wish I could jump through a black hole un-harmed and alive.

 

[Betterdayz(gtquot)gt]

Granted,but the whole you jumped in makes it so you have to be reborn.Its more corrupted for the ladie I guess.>_>

I wish I could tell Infamous I want his babys

 

[Queue]

Granted but he says no

I wish I had 1,000,000 pieces of orange paper