Corrupt the Wish

[Infamous]

Granted, but his head explodes getting yer shirt dirty.



I wish I got free CD's.

 

[FatAlbert]

Granted but the wold is now set in 1901 with no place to play them.

I wish it was 2008 again.

 

[Infamous]

Granted, but yer Dad decides to use a condom this time around and yer never born.


I wish my head didn't hurt.

 

[FatAlbert]

Granted BUt then I smash your head with the mallet from Mario Bros.

I wish I could Wish twice.

 

[Infamous]

Granted, but the second wish always contradicts the first.


I wish I had a pistol.

 

[Poop!!!]

Granted, you are forced to play Russian Roulette with a cheater.

I wish Alex Trebek would grow back his moustache.

 

[FatAlbert]

Granted but I shave it off again.

I wish that more people would wish.

 

[Infamous]

Granted, but they're a bunch of homo's that wanna lub you up. <_<


I wish I could fly like Sasquatch.

 

[joeyss]

Granted but Bigfoot isn't real so you can't fly like him.

I wish wampas were real.

 

[FatAlbert]

Grant but I dont know whta the hell they are.

I wish i knew what wampas are.

 

[joeyss]

Granted but one attacks you and kills you.

I wish i had a lightsaber.

 

[Poop&#33;&#33;&#33;]

Granted, but they don't work in this galaxy.

I wish that Agamo would throw a plate at his computer.

 

[FatAlbert]

Granted but He misses.


I wish I wish

 

[joeyss]

Granted but you can't wish anymore.

I wish we could go faster then the speed of light.

 

[Poop&#33;&#33;&#33;]

Granted, but the Wishmaster gets pissed off for you trying to confuse him, so he tortures (and eventually kills) everyone that means anything to you in front of you, after cutting off your arms and legs, and pouring salt all over the wounds, leaving you to bleed to death in complete misery.

(THIS WAS RESPONDING TO FATALBERTS NOT JOEYSS)

I wish Rob Zombie would drop dead for even thinking about making a Halloween remake.

 

[joeyss]

Granted but he comes back as a zombie who will try and eat your brain.

I wish the wishmaster never did that to me.

 

[FatAlbert]

Granted but to bad the wish master did that to me and not you.

I wissh that it happend to poop rather than me.

 

[Poop&#33;&#33;&#33;]

I wish we could go faster then the speed of light.

GRANTED, BUT YOU'RE NEVER ABLE TO STOP ONCE YOU START MOVING.

I wish the wishmaster never did that to me.

(HOW DO I GRANT THIS ONE?)

Anyway, I wish Gigan would be my friend.

 

[FatAlbert]

Granted but i shoot him. Now hes dead.

I wish i could have a pony.(LOL)

 

[Infamous]

Granted, but now you're in the Donkey Shows. <_<


I wish I didn't have to wait to earn a staff.