Corrupt the Wish

[KoNaStAr]

Granted but a vagina forms on your hand.

I wish I knew where Infamous was

 

[GrayFox]

granted, but he doesn't want to talk to you until he returns.

I wish I could go on a shopping spree in a store like Best Buy or Circuit City.

 

[Infamous]

Granted but all they have in stock are dildos.


I wish I could predict the future.

 

[GrayFox]

granted, but you have to predict what you know and you know that bad things are going to happen.

I wish I could change the past.

 

[KoNaStAr]

Granted, but you completely destroy the fabric of time, and when you arrive back in the present George Bush's position is taken by a race known to humans as Zebra. Get this: the Zebras are doing a better job than the fucking republicans/democrats >_>

I wish I had a house like Bill Gates(aka a big house)

 

[Poop!!!]

Granted, but Bill Gates lives with you and he walks around naked.

I wish for the perfect wish.

 

[Infamous]

Granted, but then you die from not being able to handle it's perfectness.


I wish I had a spot light.

 

[FatAlbert]

Granted but you dont need it for the sun is only half a mile from you house

I wish i had stronger suntan lotion.

 

[KoNaStAr]

Granted, but it's locked in a steel safe that you don't have the combination for.

I wish I had a toilet big enough for the entire world to swim in, so I could sit down and take a shit.

 

[Betterdayz(gtquot)gt]

Granted but your constapated(sp?)

I wish I knew what chris's avatar was.

 

[KoNaStAr]

Granted, but I kill you right after I tell you.

I wish I knew what Jesse's avatar was.

 

[Betterdayz(gtquot)gt]

Granted but thats all you kno.

I wish Chris was better at rapping

 

[KoNaStAr]

Granted, but I only get better because every other rapper ever falls off and raps like Vanilla Ice.

I wish I was Vanilla Ice.

 

[Poop!!!]

Granted.


I wish that guy didn't go to work drunk (someone needs to get the reference)

 

[KoNaStAr]

Granted, now he just does cocaine before he goes to work.

I wish jesse was on AIM

 

[Betterdayz(gtquot)gt]

Granted but I talk about stupid stuff that makes no sense like I always do.

I wish poop woulda granted your wish

 

[KoNaStAr]

Granted, but your goldfish died.

I wish I was as cool as Jesse.

 

[Betterdayz(gtquot)gt]

Granted but it turns out im a fat WoW nerd with zits.have fun

I wish I could rap like my idol(cough) Mut3

 

[KoNaStAr]

Granted, but then my secret is revealed that I stole all my rhymes from Zayne.

I wish I could fuck Jesse ever-so-passionately up against his wall.

 

[Poop!!!]

Granted, but there is poison on the wall and the floor is water and fire.

I wish Jesse would have known that there is nothing worse than being Vanillia ice, unless there were no clothes and a mirror present.