i have a short 24 page online book that teaches you PHP......i haven't gotten around to reading it though but i'll try if that can improve my chances.....also, i could e-mail it to anyone if they need it.
I was a Smod like everyone else has to be when advancing up the ranks in staff. I am not saying that you couldn't do it, im just saying that we have 3 admins already, that is more then enough for a forum this size. But maybe if an admin gets fired then you will get lucky.